Trying to give birth to my food baby. Have walked the halls, having contractions, it is kicking like mad. When you ingest a bunch of food and all the tools to move it along and things are just bound up the cramps are horrible. Done all the recommended treatments but to no avail. Stubborn food baby. At least I know it is mine. Good god this sucks. I can go home if I just drop a duce. A bouncing food baby.